Smile for Today ~

"If I had learned to type, I never would have made brigadier general."
~ Brigadier General, Elizabeth P. Hoisington, U.S. Army

"I always wanted to be a writer, but I became an actor because we were very poor and I had an uncle in show business who was making $200 a week, and I wasn't making anything..."
~ Groucho Marx

"If my books had been any worse I would not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better I would not have come."
~ Raymond Chandler

"My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably."
~ George Bernard Shaw

~True Confessions, Edited by Jon Winokur, Penguin Books, 1992