Smile for Today ~"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"
~ Bette Midler, American vocalist, actress.
"When I burnt my bra it took the fire department four days to put out the blaze."
~ Dolly Parton, American vocalist, actress.
"It's a delightful thing to think of perfection; but it's vastly more amusing to talk of errors and absurdities."
~ Fanny Burney (Madame d'Arblay),1752 - 1840, British novelist.
"I doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
~Mrs. Patrick Campbell (1865 - 1940) British stage actress.
Source: WICKED WOMEN'S WIT AND HUMOUR Edited by Fidelis Morgan, Virago Press 1995.
Graphics: Fanny Burney, Wikipedia
