Smile for Today ~

"Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it!"

~Unknown

"I don't want a flu jab.  I like getting flu.  It gives me something else to complain about."

~ David Letterman

"I was born in 1962.  True.  And the room next to me was 1963."

~ Joan Rivers

~Quotations from: Old Geezer Wit, Richard Benson, Summersdale Publishers Ltd., 2006.