Cats & Dogs ~

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons."
~ Robertson Davies

"Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet."
~ Colette

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog; obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
~ Robert Benchley

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
~ Jeff Valdez

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
~ Max Eastman

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
~ Ogden Nash

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
~ Sue Murphy

~ 4,000 of the funniest, cleverest, most insightful things ever said,  Reader's Digest, 2006.