More Underage Advice:
Real pearls of wisdom offered by children

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." ~ Naomi, Age 8

"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." ~ Emily, Age 10

"When you get a bad grade at school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." ~ Alyesha, Age 13

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." ~ Patrick, Age 10

"Don't squat with your spurs on." ~ Noronha, Age 13

"Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time." ~ Kyoyo, Age 9