Smile for today ~

"You gentlemen date back one hundred thousand years.  You oughta be wearing leopard skins and carrying clubs.  Politics! Business! What is so masculine about a conversation that a woman can't enter into?"
~ Lesley Benedict (Elizabeth Taylor) in Giant, 1956.

"You know, if it weren't for two things you'd be a terrific dancer.
What's that?
Your feet."
~ Gracie (Gracie Allen) and George (George Burns) in A Damsel in Distress, 1937.

"I tell you, it's a whole different sex."
~ Jerry/Daphne (Jack Lemmon) in women's clothes in Some Like it Hot, 1959.

[VideoHound's Movie LaughLines, Visible Ink Press, 1996.]