Smile for Today ~

"If I Only had a Brain" ~

"Act your age, not your shoe size!"
                      Kate Flax (Christina Ricci) to her older sister Charlotte (Winona Ryder) in Mermaids (1990).

"The only difference between genius and stupidity, my boy, is that genius has its limits."
                      Zeno (Turhan Bey) to Sammy Curtis (Trenton Knight) in  The Skateboard Kid II (1994).

"You couldn't find big time if you had a road map."
                           Fast Eddy Felson (Paul Newman) to Vincent (Tom Cruise) in The Color of Money (1986).

"That boy is so smart he'd dry snow and sell it for sugar."
                Honey Wiggin (Eugene Pallette) about The Virginian (1929) (Gary Cooper).

"I don't look as dumb as I am."
                             Ned Ravine (Armand Assante) to Lola Cain (Sean Young) in Fatal Instinct (1993).

"Do you remember how dumb I used to be?  Well, I'm better now."
                             Laurel & Hardy Block-Heads (1938)

~ VideoHound's MOVIE LaughLines, Quips, Quotes, and Clever Comebacks.
Visible Ink Press, 1996