Underage Advice:

"Never try to baptise a cat." ~ Eileen, Age 8

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." ~ Taylia, Age 11

"Stay away from prunes." ~ Randy, Age 9

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac." ~ Andrew, Age 9

"Felt pens are not good to use as lipstick."~Lauren, 9

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer him."
~ Michael, Age 14

from The Little Big Book of Laughter, Katrina Fried & Lena Tabori, Welcome Books, 2004