"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
~ Plato (427? - 348?) Greek Philosopher.
"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
~ Robert Benchey (1889 - 1945) American humourist, newspaper columnist.
Suggested conversational icebreaker: "Do you hunt your own truffles or do you hire a pig?" ~Jean McClatchy
