"I used to have a sign over my computer that read 'Old Dogs can learn new tricks', but lately I sometimes ask myself how many more new tricks I want to learn.  Wouldn't it just be easier to be outdated?"

~ Ram Dass, US professor of psychology, researcher and writer.

~ Old Geezer Wit Quips and Quotes For the Young at Heart, Richard Benson, Summersdale Publishers, 2006.