IRISH~ AMERICAN FUNNY QUOTES * 
by Merrit Malloy

"A cat without a dog is like a lazy Saturday morning without 'The Three Stooges."
~ Sasha Sullivan

"A farm is a hunk of land on which, if you get up early enough mornings and work late enough nights, you'll make a fortune ~ if you strike oil on it."
~ Fibber McGee

* Sterling Publishing Co., Inc., 1994