Smile for Today ~

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"

~ Bette Midler, American vocalist, actress.

"When I burnt my bra it took the fire department four days to put out the blaze."

~ Dolly Parton, American vocalist, actress.

"It's a delightful thing to think of perfection; but it's vastly more amusing to talk of errors and absurdities."

~ Fanny Burney (Madame d'Arblay),1752 - 1840, British novelist.

"I doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."

~Mrs. Patrick Campbell (1865 - 1940) British stage actress.

Source: WICKED WOMEN'S WIT AND HUMOUR Edited by Fidelis Morgan, Virago Press 1995.

Graphics: Fanny Burney, Wikipedia