Your Smile for Today:
"Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good."
Samuel Johnson, English Author (1709 - 1784)
Leo Rosten's Carnival of Wit, Plume/Penguin Books, 1994
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Caw-Caw Ballads
"Readers who have contacted the genius of Wilson MacDonald through the heroic splendor of his Out of the Wilderness -- a book which has caused critics on both sides of the Atlantic to herald the arrival of a new Whitman on the North American Continent -- will rejoice in the quick, sharp satire of "Caw-Caw Ballads..." *
We leave it up to You, the Reader:
The Pepless Crow
A bearded old crow,
Who had lost his pep,
Said: "Clothes for crows
Is a very wise step."
So "Clothes for Crows"
Was the slogan planned
By the pepless birds
Of Caw-Caw land.
And they passed a bill
That was circumspec',
And ordered all crows
To be dressed to the neck.
And then, when a crow
Went bathing in her skin,
Ten young men crows
Came peeping in.
But the law was repealed
One September morn
For too many little
Black crows were born.
CAW-CAW BALLADS by Wilson MacDonald, (1880 - 1967)The Broadway Press, Buffalo, N.Y., 1930.
*Quotation from dustcover CAW-CAW BALLADS
We leave it up to You, the Reader:
The Pepless Crow
A bearded old crow,
Who had lost his pep,
Said: "Clothes for crows
Is a very wise step."
So "Clothes for Crows"
Was the slogan planned
By the pepless birds
Of Caw-Caw land.
And they passed a bill
That was circumspec',
And ordered all crows
To be dressed to the neck.
And then, when a crow
Went bathing in her skin,
Ten young men crows
Came peeping in.
But the law was repealed
One September morn
For too many little
Black crows were born.
CAW-CAW BALLADS by Wilson MacDonald, (1880 - 1967)The Broadway Press, Buffalo, N.Y., 1930.
*Quotation from dustcover CAW-CAW BALLADS
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Wilson Pugsley MacDonald

April 8 was the anniversary of his death in 1967. MacDonald lived to be eighty-seven. His books are now dusty and old. The pages and the dust covers are fragile. The text and vocabulary are not always politically correct.
Wilson MacDonald is recognized in this area long after his death mostly due to the efforts of a loyal community and the dedication of a museum to his life -- The Wilson Pugsley MacDonald Museum located in Walpole Township, Haldimand.
Born on May 5, 1880, MacDonald made a career of travelling and doing readings, signing books and promoting his writings through delicately illustrated pen and ink tokens. One of these single-page cards was a treasured item among my Mother's papers.
The reason that I give space to this dead poet is that he qualifies for the dubious label "a stub" on Wikipedia. In short, an article too short to include more than rudimentary information and "deemed too short to provide encyclopedic coverage." However, in the words of Wikipedia, "You can help Wikipedia by expanding it."
Photo: by Lorna. Gravestone in Vienna, Ontario. (Daisy P. is his sister.)
At first glance, the website of Defining Edge Fitness Inc. may appear to be aimed at only the hardcore power-lifter and competitive athlete. Take the time to read the various articles on nutrition and exercise and recognize that not only professionals can benefit but also those who simply want to enjoy life to the fullest.
Click on Resources/Articles, read how to overcome sugar-cravings, how to throw healthy family get-togethers, how to get "ripped in 2 minutes with a Burppee" (Who doesn't want to get ripped in 2 minutes?!) and how to visualize success and recognize myths. Most importantly, click on "Enjoy the Journey."
For those of us needing a nudge, this is a useful website. Krista Schaus, certified trainer and strength coach, is a life-time resident of Haldimand.
http://www.definingedge.ca/
Click on Resources/Articles, read how to overcome sugar-cravings, how to throw healthy family get-togethers, how to get "ripped in 2 minutes with a Burppee" (Who doesn't want to get ripped in 2 minutes?!) and how to visualize success and recognize myths. Most importantly, click on "Enjoy the Journey."
For those of us needing a nudge, this is a useful website. Krista Schaus, certified trainer and strength coach, is a life-time resident of Haldimand.
http://www.definingedge.ca/
Monday, April 12, 2010
Defining Edge Fitness Inc.
Every spring, The Neat Little Bookshop features books and photographs on health and fitness.

Krista Schaus, Owner, strength coach and personal trainer, National Natural Body-Building Champion, has three words for us:
Aspire. Act. Achieve
Artwork by Scott C. Walker
Available at The Neat Little Bookshop
http://www.definingedge.blogspot.com/ Krista is a life-time resident of Haldimand.
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